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/ A sheriff arrived at the scene of the horrible accident just as his deputy, all alone, was climbing \
| down from the controls of a bulldozer. "Say, Junior, what's goin' on?" asked the sheriff.           |
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| "A bus full of migrant workers went out of control and over the cliff, and I just finished buryin'  |
| 'em," explained the deputy.                                                                         |
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| "Good work, boy," replied the sheriff. "Pretty gory work -- were all of 'em dead?"                  |
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\ Junior nodded sadly and said, "Some of them said they weren't, but you know how them Mex'cans lie." /
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