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/ A bar patron returned from the men's room grumbling to himself. \
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| "What's the trouble, buddy?" the bartender inquired.            |
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| "You got John Wayne toilet paper in there!"                     |
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| "What do you mean?" the barkeeper asked.                        |
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\ "It's rough, it's tough, and it doesn't take shit from nobody." /
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