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/ Bernard was a young eighty-three, not a gomer, and able to talk. He'd been transferred from MBH     \
| (Man's Best Hospital), the House's Rival. Founded in Colonial times by the WASPs, the insemination  |
| of MBH by non-WASPs had taken place only mid-twentieth century with the token multidextrous         |
| Oriental surgeon, and finally, with the token red-hot internal-medicine Jew. Yet, MBH was still     |
| Brooks Brothers, while the House was still the Garment District. For Jews at MBH the password was   |
| "Dress British, Think Yiddish." It was rare to get a TURF from the MBH to the House, and the Fat    |
| Man was curious: "Bernard, you went to the MBH, they did a great work-up, and you told them, after  |
| they got done, you wanted to be transferred here. Why?"                                             |
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| "I rilly don't know," said Bernard.                                                                 |
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| "Was it the doctors there? The doctors you didn't like?"                                            |
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| "The doctus? Nah, the doctus I can't complain."                                                     |
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| "The test or the room?"                                                                             |
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| "The tests or the room? Vell, nah, about them I can't complain."                                    |
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| "The nurses? The food?" asked Fats, but Bernard shook his head no. Fats laughed and said, "Listen , |
| Bernie, you went to the MBH, they did this great workup, and when I asked you why you came to the   |
| House of God, all you tell me is, 'Nah, I can't complain.' So why did you come here? Why, Bernie,   |
| why?"                                                                                               |
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| "Vhy I come heah? Vell, said Bernie, "Heah I can complain."                                         |
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\ -- House of God                                                                                     /
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