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/  At his sentencing, Herbie Sperling proved that he was the all-time stand-up guy.                  \
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| Sperling's lawyer made a lengthy, impassioned plea for his client. He talked of mercy, justice,    |
| humanity to fellow men who have chosen the wrong path. Yes, the crimes were serious, yes, Mr.      |
| Sperling deserves a prison sentence, but the maximum sentence was not warranted.                   |
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| Then the judge turned to Sperling. "Mr. Sperling, is there anything you wish to say?"              |
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| "Yes, Your Honor. If you think I'm going to beg for mercy, you've got another think coming. You're |
| all a bunch of fucking fascist cocksuckers, you can all go to hell, fuck you, fuck you, fuck       |
| you..."                                                                                            |
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\ -- Gregory Wallace, "Papa's Game"                                                                  /
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