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/ Christian, n.:                                                         \
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| One who believes that the New Testament is a divinely inspired         |
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| book admirably suited to the spiritual needs of his neighbor. One who  |
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| follows the teachings of Christ in so far as they are not inconsistent |
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| with a life of sin.                                                    |
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\ [Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911]                         /
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