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/ Two nuns, a mother superior and a new nun, are walking home one night from church when they are    \
| attacked by two vicious rapists. The two men drag the nuns off into the bushes and proceed to have |
| their way with them. The mother superior is very afraid, but she knows that God will protect her.  |
| To show her strength and trust in God she yells out "Forgive him Father, for he knows not what he  |
| does!"                                                                                             |
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\ To which the young nun replies "Oooooh, mine does!!"                                               /
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