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/ There was a young fellow named Skinner Who took a young lady to dinner                            \
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| At a quarter to nine,                                                                             |
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| They sat down to dine, At twenty to ten it was in her. The dinner, not Skinner -- Skinner was in  |
| her before dinner.                                                                                |
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| There was a young fellow named Tupper Who took a young lady to supper.                            |
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| At a quarter to nine,                                                                             |
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| They sat down to dine, And at twenty to ten it was up her. Not the supper -- not Tupper -- It was |
\ some son-of-a-bitch named Skinner!                                                                /
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