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/ The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband's lusty advances on their wedding night and \
| reprimanded him severly.                                                                            |
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| "I demand proper manners in bed," she declared, "just as I do at the dinner table."                 |
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| Amused by his wife's formality, the groom smoothed his rumpled hair and climbed quietly between the |
| sheets. "Is that better?" he asked, with a hint of a smile.                                         |
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| "Yes," replied the girl, "much better."                                                             |
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| "Very good, darling," the husband whispered. "Now would you be so kind as to please pass the        |
\ pussy?"                                                                                             /
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