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/ VIRGO (Aug. 23 - Sep. 22)                                           \
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| Get it in writing. Be careful. You are surrounded by lechers and    |
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| assholes; birds of a feather flock together. Trust no one. People   |
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| will not be offended, because they've come to recognize you for the |
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\ paranoid neurotic that you are. Your dentures are loose.            /
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