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/ Un moine au milieu de la messe A monk in the middle of mass S'eleva et cria en detresse; Stood up   \
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| "La vie religieuse, "The religious life                                                             |
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| C'est sale et affreuse," Is dirty and horrid," Et se poignarda dans les fesses. And stabbed himself |
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\ -- Edward Gorey                                                                                     /
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