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/  The foreman of a lumber camp put a new workman on the circular saw. As he turned away, he heard  \
| the man say, "Ouch!".                                                                             |
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| "What happened?"                                                                                  |
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| "Dunno," replied the man. "I just stuck out my hand like this, and -- well, I'll be damned. There |
\ goes another one!"                                                                                /
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