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/  "I cannot read the fiery letters," said Frito Bugger in a quavering voice.                      \
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| "No," said GoodGulf, "but I can. The letters are Elvish, of course, of an ancient mode, but the  |
| language is that of Mordor, which I will not utter here. They are lines of a verse long known in |
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| "This Ring, no other, is made by the elves,                                                      |
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| Who'd pawn their own mother to grab it themselves.                                               |
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| Ruler of creeper, mortal, and scallop,                                                           |
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| This is a sleeper that packs quite a wallop.                                                     |
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| The Power almighty rests in this Lone Ring.                                                      |
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| The Power, alrighty, for doing your Own Thing.                                                   |
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| If broken or busted, it cannot be remade.                                                        |
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| If found, send to Sorhed (with postage prepaid)."                                                |
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\ -- Harvard Lampoon, "Bored of the Rings"                                                         /
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